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Joke of the Day
"Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into."
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"A Roman walks into a bar... and holds up two fingers and says ""I'll have five beers please."""
"How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They gave her a basketball."
"What's brown and sticky? A stick. I wood've thought of something more original, but I tree-ly can't be bothered, so here you go."
"What do you call a vegan zombie? A no-brainer."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You think it's 'R' but it's really the 'C'. :D"
"Why was the Human Torch arrested? He had firearms."
"So a man robbed an underwear store... ...and the perpetrator was arrested briefly."
"I read that burglars use Twitter & Facebook to see when people arent home. So from now on, Im at home. With a rifle. And a hungry crocodile."
"If homosexuals come out of the closet, do necrophiliacs come out of the casket?"