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Joke of the Day

"An old man goes to the gym... An old man goes to the gym and asks a trainer, ""I want to impress young beautiful girls. What's the best machine I can use?"" The trainer responds, ""The ATM"""

"I recommend you chickens learn to talk. Nobody ever said let's go get a bucket of parrot."

"What is green and smells like bacon? ... Kermit's finger"

"Four gay guys walk into a bar... To see only one stool was open. ""Ah not a problem!"" The bartender said as he flipped the stool upside down."

"How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla? A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla."

"Dentist pulled the wife's tooth, she cried. Dentist told her not to put anything hard in her mouth, I cried."

"It'd be fun to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security's face when they pull off that first mask."

"What do you get for breaking news? Newscasts"

"Genders are like the Twin Towers There used to be two of them and now its a really sensitive subject."

"My friend's getting rich by selling photos of koi in clothes. He says it's as easy as shooting fish in apparel."