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Joke of the Day

"How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? Tenants."

"The year is 2057. iPhone 742 is released. The screen touches you."

"Some subs... Are not the OP."

"Why is Cinderella so bad at football? A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball"

"All the Geology majors at my university smoke a lot weed. I guess you could say that they're all a bunch of stoners."

"Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store? For the watch!"

"Why did all the Black people move to Detroit? Because they heard there were no jobs there."

"Cheap prostitutes are like coffee If you put your dick in them it's gonna burn"

"Why do lesbians always win against journalists? Scissors beats paper."

"How do telegraph operators apologize? Remorse code"