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Joke of the Day
"I saw a beaver build something before it set on fire, Hot dam."
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"Good thing you put a swing in your birds cage he's probably on that thing like ""MAN THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN FLYING"""
"What did one casket say to the other casket? ""Is that you coughin?"""
"Sometimes I wonder how vegans can survive off what little they can eat. Then I remember they just feed off attention."
"[day 1] hello, world [day 2] bit less wobbly today [day 7] making other deer friends. getting funny looks tho [day 26] turns out i'm a hippo"
"What is worse than ants in your pants? ......... Uncles."
"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain bolt? Usain bolt can finish a race."
"I love rap. I want to be a rapist when I grow up."
"[on date] Here, let me help you with your jacket! *i gently remove her jacket* This is mine now. Cya"
"Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?? There was nothing left but de Brie."