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Joke of the Day

"knock,knock Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework?"

"I got arrested at an airport. Apparently, airport security didn't like it when I called shotgun."

"*takes long drag from cigarette* *stares off into the distance* *slowly glances down at hand* *lights cigarette*"

"Why do Russians always wear track suits? Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks"

"My girlfriend doesn't believe in abstinence. Thank God."

"What do you call an underwater adventure with a Great Dane? Scooby-Diving"

"What do you call a horny chemist? An H2Ho."

"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? I thought you said you'd never forget."

"""Dad why do you write so slow?"" asked Dennis. ""I have to"" replied his father. ""I'm a slow reader."""

"How do you start a rave in Uganda ? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling"