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Joke of the Day
"knock,knock Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework?"
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"What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !"
"Yes, I've been in love before. I've also had salmonella poisoning and you don't see me running back for seconds."
"Single airline stewardesses are very lucky... for their convenience all men are already sorted into different classes."
"why does reddit love cats so much? because they give zero fucks"
"What do African-Americans and Jews have in common? An increased risk for pancreatic adenocarcinoma."
"Whenever you're feeling really bad about yourself just remember, there's people that pay money to exercise."
"How much does freedom weigh? A WashingTon."
"You know what I've noticed a lot of posts about recently? The Baader-Meinhof phenomenon."
"[pirate ship capturing another ship] Pirate: Prepare to be bored! Other Captain: Don't you mean boarded? *pirate opens stamp collection*"