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Joke of the Day

"Now that Britain has left the EU, you'll need a Visa to get in and around ...for everything else, there's Mastercard."

"What did the number 1 say to (pi)? Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!"

"A man is in his doctors office. The doctor says ""Sir you need to stop masturbating"". ""Why"" asks the man. The doctor replies ""It's making it difficult to finish the examination""."

"Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses? They never show a prophet."

"Trump: ""Let's get that Muslim band going"" ""Band? We thought you said ban"" Trump: ""No way, that's harsh. Also, how's the Mexican mall going?"""

"Did you hear about that new space mosque? It's Allah this world!"

"I like my women the way I like my paper... white, thin, and able to take a few punches"

"I'm not an alcoholic, an alcoholic NEEDS a drink... I already have one"

"I tried to write a song about a fajita.... But it turned into a wrap."

"I would suggest that Brazil build a bridge and get over it... but given their record...."