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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if all weather forecasts I see on the internet are on a cloud storage?..."

"Cats make the best boyfriends because they're soft, loyal, and won't claim they're straight but then turn gay after one lousy date, BRENT!"

"Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?"" ""Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."""

"What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !"

"What are your thoughts on new soup technology? I say Progresso at any cost."

"I just managed to determine someones IQ just by hearing her laugh."

"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickelback"

"What happened when the astrophysicist lost a competition? He got a constellation prize."

"I auditioned for a TV show for people with broken bones. I didn't make the cast."

"Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that Im typing this with my middle finger."