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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes therapy is as simple as nodding to the dude next to you stuck in traffic. I feel you brother."

"No one should have been surprised by the rise of the USSR after World War II. I mean, there were red flags everywhere."

"Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories. "

"I tried to propose to my girlfriend from Thailand today but it went wrong. As soon as i got down on one knee she started undoing her skirt"

"Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything."

"What do 7 out of 8 people enjoy? Gang rape."

"I found a hole in my trainer that's big enough to put my finger through. One formal complaint from her, and I'm now banned from the gym"

"I like my women like I like my microwave Hot, clean, and she'll kill any baby I put inside her."

"My first time having sex... ...was fucking shit."

"Want to hear a joke about UDP? Never mind. you won't get it, and I won't care"