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Joke of the Day
"I love self deprecating humour. Shame I'm no good at it."
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"i spilled something on my sleeve but instead of trying to get the stain out i just rolled my sleeve up higher i can't wait to be an adult"
"My wife hates it when i go down on her But my girlfriend loves it"
"Why does Islam marginalize their women? Because she ain't special, Shiite."
"The Binding Of Isaac Movie Just imagine The Binding Of Isaac Movie. He will find a Brimstone, Spoon Bender and Holy Mantle . It will be a pretty short movie I guess."
"I was grilling, and dropped a hamburger patty Now it's ground beef"
"I love the rain so fucking much It gets me wet."
"What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables? Lettuce pray they turnip."
"What does a pregnant teenager and her baby have in common? They both thought ""my Mom's gonna kill me."""
"How do you trap an elephant?! You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole."