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Joke of the Day
"What's something you can drive, but also throw? A Fit!!!!!!!!!!"
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"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a housefire"
"It's quaint when a company publishes a fax number on their website's contact page. It's like finding a Walkman at a flea market."
"Mother in law just said global warming with air quotes. It's going to be a long night."
"Friendly Competition my girlfriend and i often laugh about how competitive we are. but i laugh more :)"
"Q: How do you make a witch itch? A: Take away her W."
"Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations? Because of the overflow errors!"
"Ever hear of the Infinite Monkey Theorem? It goes something like if an infinite number of Redditors typed away on keyboards, one of them will eventually type a complete day of work."
"What did the sociopathic cannibal parachutist say? As soon as the people carrying soup cans in the backpacks arrive we can eat."
"What did the vegetable say to the dj? lettuce turnip the beet"