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Joke of the Day

"take me down to the paraphrase city where it's nice"

"Throw me to the wolves and they'll come back with cute names, little sweaters & an affinity for baby talk."

"What is Donald Trump's favourite nursery rhyme? Barack a bye baby"

"My fourth grade teacher told me I would use cursive at least once a week, but she was wrong. I use it every day when food is delivered to my house."

"The last time I twisted the night away it resulted in two law suits and a medicare plan."

"Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble."

"So, I haven't seen the vice president in the news much recently I think that he may just be Biden his time"

"So my girlfriend wants to roleplay as a 14 year old... I told her ""why bother? You'll be 14 in a few years anyway"""

"Knock Knock.. (joke) who is there? Nicole. Nicole Who? Nicole never bothered me anyway."

"squirrel making love A squirrel was making love with a nut. another one passing by is shocked: are you fucking crazy? the first one: no stupid, I'm fucking nuts."