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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes, my secretary reminds me of my wife. I was unbuttoning her shirt the other day during our lunch break when she said, ""Remember, you have a wife."""

"When you ask her ""Have you ever read Shakespeare?"" And she answers ""No, who wrote it?"" .... Keep moving."

"the sadness of breaking up is less the loss of the person but of a 1000 inside jokes that you'll remember throughout life & never reshare"

"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can walk into a store without Robin."

"""Waiter, I'd like to send this back"" -m'am, I believe that's your husband."

"A Storm Trooper and a Red Shirt get into a fight. Storm Trooper misses every shot. Red Shirt dies anyways."

"What's that one room zombies can never enter? the LIVING room"

"Why was Muhammad a successful merchant? Because he was god's profit."

"How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ? Budweiser the King of Beers !"