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Joke of the Day

"What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thoven !"

"Just passed a guy wearing a ""#1 Dad"" T-shirt. On my way home now to ask my kids what the fuck."

"What does a zen ghost say? Boo, duh..."

"What do you call a gay magician? A poof"

"What's ET short for? Because he's got little legs."

"I need Hike Employee: I need Hike. H.R : Install it from play store."

"all of my friends are really happy and successful. i have no clean forks so i cut up a hot dog with my debit card"

"The issue of cannibalism and the afterlife A cannibal dies. He moves on to the afterlife. He goes to a bar. He drinks a spirit. He says ""sorry, I needed seconds.""."

"What is the difference between a hooker and an onion? I don't cry when I chop the hooker up."

"The ATM told me, ""Not enough funds in account,"" when I tried to withdraw. This ATM needs a bigger account."