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Joke of the Day
"What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by? Pull down his pants."
Next Joke
"So I went to the bar one night... and.. Wait what happened at the bar last night anyway?"
"What is faster hot or cold? Hot because you can actually ""catch a cold""."
"I walk around in public saying ""wait for me guys"" so everyone thinks I have friends."
"What's a priest's favorite X-men? A-Men."
"Did you guys see that documentary about the voice of Elmo? It's very ""touching""."
"Today is awesome. I got pulled over by a cop on a bike. He even asked if I knew why he was ""pulling me over"" You need a ride! Duh"
"What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!"
"When one door closes another door opens, pretty sure my house is haunted, I sleep on the porch"
"What did the gay Mexican dentist ask his boyfriend for? Oral, B."