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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cookie ! Cookie who ? Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food !"
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"What do you call someone who comes second in a long-distance boat race? An immigrant"
"Take her down to 3000 feet below sea level... ...oops, wrong sub."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friends Inside of a dog, it is warm and moist."
"Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms? GerMany"
"What do you call a wandering cave man? A meanderthal."
"Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan."
"What is hard, long, and full of seamen? A submarine"
"Rescue attempts are being made to save a bull stranded on Mt. Everest Reports confirm that the steaks have never been higher."
"I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl one one hand. It's zero, because I've never been to Chernobyl."