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Joke of the Day

"I got arrested for plugging my phone into my portable power pack I'm being charged with battery"

"I can't hear out of my ear... It's really EAR-itating"

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup ! Yes it's the rotting meat that attracts them !"

"A small boy swallowed some coins... A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his mother asked how he was doing, the doctor said, ""No change yet."""

"If Adrian Peterson played baseball, how would he bat? Switch Hitter"

"Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma"

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream."

"I love it when websites pop up a box to make me subscribe to read, and I always enter my real email address because it's important."

"Why the USA get silver in synchronized diving? Because Steele Johnson always comes second."

"Why is the moon tastier than Earth? It's meteor."