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Joke of the Day

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Its a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"Kylo Ren: I am your father. Rey: We're roughly the same age. You're just copying everything Vader said. Kylo Ren: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"What does the French chef say to the skeleton? Bony Appetit"

"Why does Trump want to build a great wall? China has one and they don't have many Mexicans"

"It has been proven that girls with profile picture of them selves in the mirror are more likely to send nudes."

"It's official... My voice is incapable of making, ""Thanks. I appreciate that"" not sound sarcastic."

"What is a Yankee ? What is a Yankee? Well, its like a Quicky but your by yourself."

"What is the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn husker? One shucks between fits.."

"You know the times have changed... When Portugal leaves Brazil without taking any Gold."

"What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints? You want flies with that?"