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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes instagram almost makes me wish I went outside."
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"Science brought us to the moon.. while religion only brought us to some skyscrapers."
"My dentist said that bacon and soda works the same as toothpaste. Friends have said she prolly meant baking soda....but I disagree. "
"Did you know your kitchen faucet might raid your house? Let that sink in..."
"[2018] ALIEN: take me to ur leader ME: uh ok *takes him to president Donald Trump* ALIEN: lol good one but seriously where's ur real leader"
"What do you call a spider that likes 80s music? A Durantula."
"What element in the Periodic Table of Elements can you not take seriously? Silly-con!"
"I wish lap dance minutes felt like treadmill minutes."
"People think Jesus was so great... But all he did was give fish to a thousand people.   You forget that Hitler made 6 million people toast."
"I came back from holiday in India with a really heavy case of diarrhea... ...but they wouldn't let me take it through customs."