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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so fat... When she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell ""Taxi!"""
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"Life just handed me lemonade. Not sure what to do."
"Two pubes sat on a toilet seat...nsfw One says to the other, ""how long are we going to stay here?"" The other says ""dunno, till we get pissed off I suppose""."
"That pie smells so good I jizzed in my pants... I guess you could say I came to my senses."
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Rotten eggs"
"What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Sperm? One comes from Baghdad and the other ones comes from Dads bag."
"[house hunting] Friend: *hurls spear into vinyl siding* GOT ONE! Me: *hacking at brick siding w/ sword* GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME!"
"I bought a nice 12 year old scotch yesterday. His parents weren't pleased."
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaay"
"What do you call a pirate's girlfriend? Pirate bae"