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Joke of the Day
"What do cats eat in the summer? Mice cream.. ba dum dum tsst!"
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"Hello! Is this the police ? POLICE: Yes! What's Ur emergency??! MAN: Two girls are fighting over me! POLICE: What's wrong with that??! MAN: The ugly one is winning.... Hurry!!!"
"Just been on a 'once in a lifetime holiday'... ...never again. [/timvine]"
"As my girlfriend was trying on jeans, a clerk asked her ""Need a bigger size?"" I saw the look on her face and went to make room in the trunk."
"(McDonald's bathroom) *pulls away from kissing* You're better than my mirror at home"
"I'm so sick of unexpected character deaths for shock value. This is a terrible pilates video."
"I from korea Hi"
"If you go to the zoo and he doesn't help you steal a monkey, he's not that into you."
"So a guy goes to the doctor to get a physical and the doctor says, ""Holy shit you have five penises, how do your pants fit?"" The guy replies, ""Like a glove."""