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"What do you call two lonely bastards drinking together? Two bastards."
"Girl at engineering school: I'm like the single-most clumsy person [5 male engineering students emerge from bushes] ""Did you say single?"""
"Gay Irishmen Did you hear about the first gay Irish couple? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael"
"Look, woman, I'll do laundry when I'm out of clean clothes. *puts on skirt* I didn't say whose clothes."
"What do you call retarded cow thighs? Asbergers"
"When I die My only wish is that I die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling for help like the passengers in his car."
"What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it? DU-WHY?!"
"Another Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock... Who's There? Autch Autch-Who? Gesundheit...."
"Two dyslexics walk into a bra"