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Joke of the Day

"FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you can't! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and I'll prove it."

"Sometimes when I'm singing a song a get an urge to skip the chorus... But I always refrain"

"Did you guys see that episode of Finding Bigfoot last night? [SPOILERS] They didn't find Bigfoot."

"Why did Cyclops close his school? He only had one pupil."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair!"

"I saw a deer yesterday. I asked it if it had any doe. It said yeah, about two bucks."

"We get it. You're Muslim. You don't have to Ramadan our throats."

"Psychics develop their ""6th sense"" as soon as their sense of shame is dwarfed by their sense of how gullible people are."

"For the last time, I don't have any secret prison camps. Anyone who doesn't believe me will be sent to a secret prison camp."

"I never sign anything until I pretend to read it first.."