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Joke of the Day

"""my favorite bon jovi song? oh its definitely the one where it sounds like a computer is trying to talk while burping"""

"What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome? Ultra Downy"

"Robert Khardasian was OJ Simpson's lawyer And thus began the family tradition of getting black men off."

"Wishing Charlie Sheen a full recovery from his addiction to awesome fun."

"Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay."

"The ugly barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."

"How do you cure a Jewish kid of ADD By sending him to a concentration camp"

"What do you call sex with a french midget? Bone a petite"

"When my girlfriend told me the news, I pushed her out of a thirty-story building. She fell pregnant."

"Don't be that crazy person who collects cats. Collect something else instead like toenails."