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Joke of the Day
"It's not PC to give your wife a black eye You should really be giving her an african american eye"
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"What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks? A Roman Catholic."
"Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter? He'll be Snowden."
"Why did the Weimar Republic ban balloons? Because of the Hyperinflation."
"What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN? Saddest joke ever."
"this toddler on the bus said ""the wheels on the bus go round & round"" & this guy yelled back ""no shit Sherlock"" & I can't stop clapping?"
"Your password must include 5 minutes of interpretive dance, 15 excerpts from contemporary fiction and 1 word made up by Shakespeare."
"Fat girls just want to have Funyuns."
"What's the difference between a piano,tuna and glue. You can tune a piano. You cant piano a tuna."
"What do Australian terrorists say before attacking? Uluruakbar"