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Joke of the Day
"Italy changes law to make all markets give unsold food to super needy keep it going"
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"A group of Jewish women are eating at a diner. Their waitress walks by and asks ""Is anything alright?"""
"wife: Did you work late? [flashback to me missing my exit because the car in front of me had Shrek on and I wanted to see the ending] me:Yep"
"[at Eminem show] Cuz I am / whatever you say I am / [from crowd] ""Ur a pony! Ur a tablecloth!"" The shapeshifting continues for hours."
"I want my tombstone to read: Don't feel too bad, he really liked sleeping"
"Air Bud seems like a great movie, until you realize some poor kid was cut from the team to make room on the roster for a golden retriever"
"A great white shark is just a normal shark with khakis and a high credit score."
"A pedophile, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac, and a zoophile walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Get the fuck out."""
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist!"
"TIL that in some states, graffiti vandals are fined $100-200 per letter. So if you make a whole bunch of letters, you could end up with a hefty sentence."