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Joke of the Day

"We put a rover on Mars and made color changin' beer cans. It's about time somebody invents a day to stick between Sunday and Monday. Merica."

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"What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror? Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom."
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"Have you heard the one about Ron Jeremy's penis? It's a real knee slapper."
"What's the smartest muscle in the human body? The anal sphincter; it can differentiate solid, liquid, and gas."
"I wrote a poem today! Half of it is true. The other half is just a bunch of lies to make it rhyme."
"Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut? About 3 weeks."
"What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick? M'alady"
"I like my coffee like I like my women..... ....ground up and in the freezer."
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