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Joke of the Day
"When does a pear become a pair? When one appears."
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"When someone says, ""Good luck with that'' they actually mean ""Let me grab some popcorn so I can watch you fail."""
"What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable? The Wheelchair."
"The restaurant I work at has a lot of short girls who can't reach the higher up shelves and constantly ask for help. I guess you could say we're frequently short-staffed."
"How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing ""What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."""
"You know what they say about hungry hippos... It was modeled after a date with OP's mom."
"Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant."
"I've heard rumors that desperate prostitutes use Crest Toothpaste to reduce cavities."
"What do you call a lesbian who drives a Chevy Astro full of penises? A Dick Van Dyke"
"Maybe installing Freudian Autocorrect was not the breast idea."