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Joke of the Day

"Little Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail. Little Johnny says, ""De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail."""

"So the other day I was pressing my clothes But it turned out I had just made even more creases. I was so upset. I guess I couldn't handle the irony."

"My boss fired me today for accidentally deleting over 1000MB of important files He told me I lost the gig..."

"You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet."

"Sarah Palin bought up all of Alaska's pancake mix She's trying to keep her son from battering women"

"I was pondering life with the cat wizard... Then he said something that gave me paws."

"What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!"

"How do you make a handkerchief dance? ....put a little boogie in it. :| I'm sorry."

"How can you tell two people are married? Both are yelling at the same kid."

"How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb? Sikhs."