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Joke of the Day
"I used to supply filofaxes to the mafia I was involved in very organised crime"
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"Life is like a box of chocolates- -There is always that one nasty one otherwise know as your neighbor"
"Thesaurus was the first dinosaur to get murdered. No one likes a know it all."
"What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon Tennish"
"The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply... ""Benedict Cumberbatch."""
"Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved."
"What was the allergic 2""X4""'s terrifying hallucination? He sawdust."
"What did one earthquake say to the other? ""I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"""
"My Life: Wake up, Survive, Sleep"
"My Gladiator DVD stopped working... Talk about an *epic* fail."