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Joke of the Day
"I used to supply filofaxes to the mafia I was involved in very organised crime"
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"What type of grain uses profanity? Vulgar Wheat"
"As I rowed my little boat Toward the river shore, A small black bird kept me from landing, Quoth the raven, ""never moor."""
"What does Superman and a Blood gang member who lost his gun have in common? Neither one of them want to see a Kryptonite..."
"Jerry (Man pukes in plastic bag) Man:I made breakfast, let's put it in the fridge (Puts it in toilet tank) Man:Time for bed (Crawls in to tub)"
"When Catwoman gets older, does she become Cougarwoman?"
"What's the worst part about a potato famine? You can't get to the root of the problem."
"What did the robot say to the centipede? ""Stop being a centipede."" Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime."
"Today, I'm going to give it my some."
"What are the similarities between the sun and a bikini 1. They are both hot 2. They both look better when going down and 3. They both go down at night"