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Joke of the Day

"is that a banana in your pocket or oh cool yeah good source of potassium."

"Two potatoes are standing on the street corner, which one is the prostitute? The one that says Idaho"

"Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die? Because he was in de-nile."

"I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with ""Guess"" on it...so I said ""Implants?"""

"What's the difference between a blowjob and a burger? Oh, you don't know? We should do lunch sometime."

"Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres just drowned? They found her face down in Ricki Lake"

"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through an alley last night? One was a salted."

"It's not called ""Laura the Explorer"" because if a little white girl gets lost in the woods, CNN shows up with the FBI."

"Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface."

"Why did the gay guy fail his test? He couldn't think straight."