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Joke of the Day

"Boss ""Are you high?"" Me ""If I was high could I do this?"" *Inserts a USB into it's port the right way up 1st time"""

"Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself..."

"Guys, the USA is looking pretty bad... I think its time for USB."

"What did one window say to the other window? I'm in pane"

"Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels."

"Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, it's girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant."

"How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool."

"What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand? Sinko de mayo"

"Shop Locally. Sometimes we have the thing you need maybe I dunno come back next week."

"""Grandpa, get out of the bathtub. You'll get cold and die."" Grandpa got out of the bathtub, got cold, and died..."