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Joke of the Day

"The Arabic door to door salesman was being rude to me So I Salaamed the door in his Fez"

"Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet? They were Putin up with him."

"Happier than a witch in a broom shop."

"Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus? At a Pair of Docks"

"Why do Klingons feel very little pain? They produce a lot of endworfins."

"If I see you being rude to a waitress, I'll spit in your food myself."

"Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing? Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer."

"911? I'm a man trapped in a woman's body! ""That's not exactly an emergency."" Oh. Huh. Ok. *Tries door in Statue of Liberty again*"

"What was eating away at the computer's RAM storage? I don't know, but it was going at it one byte at a time."

"I couldn't be on a reality show because I wouldn't want my mom to see how many times I make the jerk-off motion when we talk on the phone."