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Joke of the Day

"Do you know anything about tapes and cd's? Do you think if i taped my dick to my forehead you could cd's nuts?"

"Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft!"

"This day in history. 1940. Carbon-14 was discovered, allowing us to estimate the age of organic materials such as wood, leather, and Cher."

"What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS? Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!"

"I have a new Obama joke, but... not many people approve."

"Why was Biggie hungry at school? He forgot Tupac his lunch! *knee slap*"

"Deep in the black void where my heart once beat, there lies a small, glowing ember-- oh wait no that's a Cheeto."

"What is the worst place to go on Black Friday? Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol"

"Why does Kylo Ren have no friends? Because his whole life he's Ben Solo"

"Give a man a fish: you just killed a fish. Teach a man to fish: you just killed like a thousand fish"