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Joke of the Day

"Do you know anything about tapes and cd's? Do you think if i taped my dick to my forehead you could cd's nuts?"

"Hey girl, are you a derivative function? Cuz I wanna be tangent to your curves."

"Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names."

"If Pokemon had a national holiday, what would it be called? Ash Wednesday"

"What did the mom say when she found out her son took an unexpected trip north? I don't like your latitude!"

"What's the difference between OP and eggs? Eggs actually get laid."

"A guy comes into a bar. No, wait... it was a horse. So, a guy comes into a horse."

"ten years ago we had Jason Shoes, Carl Shirt and Daniel Problem. now we have no shoes no shirt no problem welcom to dennys what can i get u"

"How are women and tornadoes alike? They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."

"Guys, please don't forget to wake up Green Day tonight. September is ending."