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Joke of the Day
"I'm very sorry for your loss, but do you know if this funeral home has wi-fi?"
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"I'm only tweeting this to keep myself from looking up from my phone and accidentally making eye contact with a stranger."
"What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo? An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal."
"What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? There are twenty of them."
"Girl, you must be Saint Peter... Cuz you've denied me three times already."
"Picking which colour pen to use.... Its always a bic decision"
"Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep? He was **narco**leptic."
"I'm still a bit shaken up. I was involved in a violent mugging this morning. On the plus side I did make $43 and I think the watch looks really good on me."
"What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."
"Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings? Because he was always coming in a little behind."