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Joke of the Day
"A seal walks in to a club... haha"
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"I'm crying and wearing a falcon glove so I get sympathy sex from people who think my falcon flew away."
"A horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""Heeeeyeyeyeyey, why the looooong face?"" And the horse replies ""Because the guy telling the joke that I'm starring in has bad...comic...*timing.*"""
"I am a damn good electrician Otherwise I would be dead"
"Did you hear about the convict who refused to take a nap? He was resisting a rest."
"my favourite position is 68 you do me, and i'll owe you one."
"Idea: ATM that sends you encouraging messages like ""You Can Do it"" or ""Ramen Noodles Aren't So Bad"" when you check your sad Account Balance"
"What was the car doing in the dressing room? Changing attire."
"It's a 10 minute walk from my house to the bar. It is a 2 hour walk from the bar back to my house. It's so weird."
"I stepped on a rusty Lego the other day... I'm worried I might have contracted Tetris."