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Joke of the Day
"How is your job and your wife different? I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done"
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"What do you call a homosexual on rollerskates? Rolaids!"
"Wordpress is shutting down? http://www.everydayfails.com/articles/wordpress-is-shutting-down/"
"When my wife says ""I don't want to talk about it"" that's woman code for you better put your life on hold for 2 hours & find out what ""It"" is"
"How do you circumcise a Texan? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"""The Spoon"" Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. . Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
"[Chaperoning field trip] ME BEFORE WE GO: Only rule is don't lose any kids. AFTER I LOSE A KID: New rule. You're allowed to lose one kid."
"How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs? Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce."
"So two mushrooms walk into an elevator. One turns to the other and says, ""There's not mushroom in here is there?"""
"Women v/s men"