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Joke of the Day
"I just yawned on the bus and two dudes gave me their phone numbers."
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"The police almost arrested a man for wanking to a caution sign. But he got off with a warning."
"Have you seen www.usedmatch.com? Yes but I didn't find it striking."
"Accidentally sharing porn I have accidentally posted porn on my science blog. My readers must be thinking hard about my content."
"I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes ""Man, you're such a Cheetah!"" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever."
"Keep saying yellow and soon enough It'll sound like you're saying gullible."
"My Brother had to give up Tap Dancing recently. He kept falling into the sink!"
"My cat must hate his litter box He just shits all over it"
"What's long, Jewish, and rough with your ass? Passover"
"I like my women like I like my car's radio ... painfully loud while screaming obscenities into my face!"