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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and /r/Jokes? Nothing. They both manage to stay popular despite a whole load of crap."

"Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother? Because he was the Solaire!"

"The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella felt at midnight."

"What do you say when your village gets the Black Death I'm bubon-sick of this plague."

"if you have penciled-on eyebrows I can't hear a word you're saying because I'm staring at them"

"A guy sees a woman walking her dog... Guy : Wow I didn't know you could walk a cow ! Woman : I'm sorry but this is a dog. Guy : Yes I know, I was talking to the dog."

"How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused? loading..."

"[NSFW] What's green, and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger."

"What is rhubarb? Celery with high blood pressure."

"What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song? You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing."