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Joke of the Day
"How do you make dill bread? Dill dough."
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"Dear Abby, I want to run over my neighbor with my SUV. How can I do that without raising my insurance rates?"
"9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"My professor's name is Andy Nusbaum. His email is anusbaum@[university].edu"
"A little boy is having a bath with his father... The little boy asks, ""Daddy, why is your willy so much bigger than mine?"" To which the father responds ""well son, that's because I have an erection"""
"I'll be signing copies of my tweets this Friday at Barnes & Noble in Salt Lake City! Just meet me by the bathrooms at 5:30 & bring a pen."
"The table salt tore a ligament. It was an ACL."
"My penis is only two inches From the floor"
"What's the speed limit of sex? 68, because if you go 69 you'll flip over and eat it."
"If I wasn't too busy adulting... I'd be kidding"