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Joke of the Day
"Playing dead for the alarm clock doesn't seem to be working"
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"When I told you the dishwasher is loaded what I meant was... My wife is drunk."
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"What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees"
"My heart say ""Yes"" But my mom says ""No"""
"What's the opposite of Tim Walken? Tim Daly."
"Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall. As he turned and sneered at me, I thought: 'that's a little condescending'."
"One thing I want before I die, is to totally not be aware of the moment I die."
"The best thing about living at the beach is that you only have assholes on three sides of you."