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Joke of the Day

"I just lost my job and was told I should apply for COBRA. I said okay, but I think the G.I. Joes are going to be very disappointed in me."

"Did you hear about the pizza boy who wanted to become a comedian? (OC) His material is terrible, but his delivery is amazing!"

"this is stick *dog wags tail* this is branch. its made of sticks *tail wags faster* this is tree. it makes sticks *dog helicopters into sky*"

"The writers for The Office have drifted out of touch with modern office life. Nobody is employed anymore."

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? I heard it's very time consuming."

"Good Ol' Fashion My favorite thing about a good ol' fashion DVD porno is the gag reel."

"Duck Sausage Would you call Cajun sausage made from animated young ducks Huey Louie Andouille?"

"I got a resume from a kid with the last name ""Arriola"". I'm bringing him in for an interview solely to make nipple jokes."

"I wear Lacoste shirts with the little crocodile on them because when shit goes down I want crocodiles to know that I'm on their side."

"Bon Iver just walked into my Starbucks. Wait nope just a super sad cat."