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Joke of the Day

"Dutch girl I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs."

"Got a summons for jury duty. At least now I know it will be a hung jury."

"I see said the blind man... ...as he picked up his hammer and saw."

"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? Everywhere."

"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle ? A tire."

"Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles."

"Ugh, I hate social media. (please validate this opinion via social media)"

"So, I saw the movie Still Alice last night. It's easily forgettable."

"I married a moonshiners daughter Now she makes me liquor"

"Omg. The WiFi went off a minute ago so my kids came out of their rooms. They're getting so tall!"