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Joke of the Day

"Looks like Putin is having Turkey for Thanksgiving aff"

"What is the flatulent fat guy's favorite song after his gf dumped him during Christmas? Last Christmas I gave you my fart"

"Kanye West Running For President 2020"

"""YOLO"" giggled the 53rd incarnation of Buddha"

"""Mr. President, N. Korea is threatening to bomb your birthplace"" ""Why, there's nothing for them in Keny-"" ""HAWAII, sir"" ""Right, that's wh"

"If you're in love with 2 people, pick the second one, If you really loved the 1st, you wouldn't have fallen for the 2nd."

"Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No the shine from your head blinded me."

"Why do they call it Black Friday? Because the prices are so good you are practically stealing."

"What's a candidates favorite instrument? Trump-et"

"What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans? The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich."