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Joke of the Day

"what you call a Chinese man with a camera? Phil ming"

"How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up? He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)"

"the existence of groundhog implys the existence of skyhog, treehog, oceanhog"

"So we can send men to the moon, but we can't get a button that let's us edit a typo on a tweet after its been sent?"

"I hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts making explosive noises so I check and it's still cold. Why you gotta be so childish?"

"why don't chickens wear underwear... Because their peckers on their face."

"Jimmy was eating ice cream but dropped it as he crossed the street. Why? He was hit by a bus."

"What do you get when you put 50 Politicians in a room with 50 lesbians? 100 cunts that don't do dick."

"Let me put on my thinking cap hmmm... all I'm coming up with is ""I'm a sentient garment my very existence is a horror kill me now""."

"A bunch of NBA players decided to have a holiday party. They each brought a pass to dish."