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Joke of the Day

"Tinfoil: Viserys Targaryen is a hipster. He wore a crown before it was cool."

"So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69. I said 70. I know you were expecting a joke, but I want to pass my exams."

"My wife told me: ""Sex is better on holiday."" That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive"

"What do performing oral sex on a constipated woman and working for the Mafia have in common? One wrong slip of the tongue and you'll probably wind up in deep shit."

"I'm pretty sure Jesus was Italian Because only an Italian mother could think her son was a god. And only an Italian son could think his mother was a virgin."

"Why did the wee duck hide in the cupboard and give the other wee fuck a fright? For the quak"

"Did you hear about the two radio antennas that got married? Well they said the wedding was okay, but the reception was awesome!"

"What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest!"

"I used to have black friends until my dad sold them :("

"Listen, I might be 320 pounds but my doctor says I have the heart of a 20 year old athlete. Thank god he'd signed a donor card."