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Joke of the Day
"Hillary clinton might be the first f president Sorry I meant female but the emale got deleted"
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"Waiter waiter this lobster's only got one claw. It must have been in a fight sir. Then bring me the winner."
"Where did the father of the paper sack live? Baghdad!"
"Imagine if you found a dresser made by Jesus during his ""carpenter"" days. The guys on Antique Roadshow would lose their minds."
"Yo Mama! What's the difference between your mama and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out!"
"What did Hitler drink, as a child? Jews!"
"What does a skeleton use to carry his bones? A CART-ilage"
"[creating foxes] GOD: make it orange & give it a fat tail ANGEL: ok... GOD: and make it sneaky ANGEL: you sure? GOD: yeah... real sneaky"
"The Tree Stooges: Moehogany, Cherry, and Curly Maple Alternate for Larry: Larchy"
"[2 guys at open mic night] What are we gonna name our band? [from crowd] look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*"