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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish baby who isn't circumcised? A girl."
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"Q: Why was the willow weeping? A: He was unpoplar."
"""All you need is love."" -billionaire musicians"
"The trick to falling asleep is putting your phone down. Unfortunately, that's not a risk I'm willing to take."
"""Hey."" ""Hey."" ""What's up?"" ""Nothing."" END OF CONVERSATION."
"A bunch of Greeks queued up in a line..."
"How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece."
"How I flirt: *Stares from a distance*"
"Grasshopper walks into a bar Bartender goes ""*hey! you.... we have a drink named after you, buddy!*"" Grasshopper excitingly responds ""*no way! You have a drink named Steve?*"""
"What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef Stroganoff."