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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? 'Ell if I know!"

"You're invited to my Oscar party! The theme is movie star cuisine which means there won't be any food."

"Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a separate box."

"Me*suspicious the neighbor is a cannibal*:""Do U find this is a tough neighborhood? Neighbor:""Na, u just use a slow cooker. Me:""What? n:""What"

"What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby? Milk and Bookies."

"New Internet acronym: RALSHMICOMN Rolling Around Laughing So Hard Milk Is Coming Out My Nose"

"I couldn't sleep last night so I decided to play on my drums. I also learnt that my neighbour has Tourette's."

"A man entered a bar A man entered in a bar holding a gun and said ""who the fuck had sex with my wife?"" a voice was heard from the back ""you don't have enough bullets mate"""

"Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court? He was charged with battery."

"Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party? Hydrogen *Bro*mide."