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Joke of the Day
"What did the Soviet man have to say about the Nazis? U SS R the worst"
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"I asked my wife why she never tells me when she has an orgasm... She said ""I don't like ringing you whilst you're at work."""
"IPHONES... When I wants to talks to someones."
"What's red and orange and looks great on hippies? Fire."
"A guy goes to the doctor Doctor: I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating. Guy: Really, doc?! Like, forever? Doctor: No, just for a few minutes, so I can examine you."
"People Magazine sounds like something aliens pretending to be humans would call their magazine."
"What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled? He made the World Trade Center disappear."
"*wears one gryffindor and one slytherin sock to work to represent the internal human struggle between good and evil*"
"Why are Indians so bad at soccer? Because everytime they get a corner they open a stall."
"Thanks to Twitter, rock bottom now has a waiting list."