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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why there are so many great bakeries in Germany? They had to do *something* with all of the ovens."

"A priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""What is this? A joke?"""

"A complete list of movie roles turned down by Nicolas Cage:"

"What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel? Fearless Reader"

"Just hired a cat sitter to sit on my cat."

"A red-colored HTML link leads to a post titled ""It."" When you click on that link, it brings you here, and you read the post. So...you read it on Reddit because of a red ""It."""

"Why didn't the girl cross the street? She didn't have the balls"

"How do you keep an idiot busy? loading..."

"Russian computer: ""Enter password"" Me: ""Beef stew"" Russian computer: ""Password not stroganoff"""

"Why was the baby strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam."